Porcii Zboara

sâmbătă, 29 martie 2008

Esti parte din trecut


Este greu sa admiti ca o anumita parte din trecut nu isi mai are locul in prezent. Simti o usurare in momentul in care faci acest pas dar parca simti o lacrima cum iti umezeste obrazul. Incerci sa o ignori dar tremuratul te da de gol. Si atunci admiti ca doare. Dar stii ca va trece si in curand te vei resemna. In momentul in care te resemnezi nu te mai doare, ai putea sa spui ca ai uitat chiar, fie doar pt un moment. Apar amintirile si zambesti. Incepe o noua etapa din viata ta si esti pregatit sa o infrunti. Orice ai face, oriunde ai fi, oricat de rau te-ai simti, nu uita sa zambesti... pt ca a fost frumos...


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vineri, 28 martie 2008

Leapsa

Leapsa: Copy/Paste la cele 200 de puncte. Cititi. Boldati ce ati facut pana acum.

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02) Swam with wild dolphins
03) Climbed a mountain
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive(I will sometime )
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula.
07) Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it
09) Hugged a tree
10) Done a striptease
11) Bungee jumped
12) Visited Paris
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15) Seen the Northern Lights
16) Gone to a huge sports game
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19) Touched an iceberg
20) Slept under the stars
21) Changed a baby’s diaper
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23) Watched a meteor shower
24) Gotten drunk on champagne
25) Given more than you can afford to charity
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
29) Bet on a winning horse
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
31) Asked out a stranger
32) Had a snowball fight
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35) Held a lamb
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip
38) Taken an ice cold bath
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40) Seen a total eclipse
41) Ridden a roller coaster
42) Hit a home run
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day
46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48) Had two hard drives for your computer
49) Visited all 50 states of USA
50) Loved your job for all accounts
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53) Had amazing friends
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55) Watched wild whales
56) Stolen a sign
57) Backpacked in Europe
58) Taken a road-trip
59) Rock climbing
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61) Midnight walk on the beach
62) Sky diving
63) Visited Ireland
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66) Visited Japan
67) Benchpressed your own weight
68) Milked a cow
69) Alphabetized your records
70) Pretended to be a superhero
71) Sung karaoke
72) Lounged around in bed all day
73) Posed nude in front of strangers
74) Scuba diving
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
76) Kissed in the rain
77) Played in the mud
78) Played in the rain
79) Gone to a drive-in theater
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog.
83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84) Started a business
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86) Toured ancient sites
87) Taken a martial arts class
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90) Gotten engaged
91) Been in a movie
92) Crashed a party
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95) Gotten married
96) Had sex at the office
97) Gone without food for 5 days
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103) Gotten divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105) Got flowers for no reason
106) Masturbated in a public place
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108) Taken illegal drugs
109) Performed on stage
110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark
113) Had a one-night stand
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read - and understood - your credit report
126) Raised children.
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134) …more than once? - More than twice?
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did
138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived.
140) Wrote articles for a large publication
141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane
145) Broken someone’s heart
146) Helped an animal give birth
147) Been fired or laid off from a job
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone
150) Killed a human being
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157) Ridden a horse
158) Had major surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train
160) Had a snake as a pet
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours
164) Visited lots of foreign countries
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions
175) Gone back to school
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes.
180) Read The Iliad
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86′ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187) Skipped all your school reunions
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested.

Leapsa merge mai departe la Flit :)


M-ati pupat si aveti grija de mine! :)

miercuri, 26 martie 2008

Banc

Sambata dimineata m-am trezit devreme, m-am imbracat in liniste, mi-am pregatit un pachet cu mancare pentru pranz, am luat cainele, am mers apoi tiptil pana in garaj si am atasat barca la Jeep si am pornit la drum.Spre disperarea mea, la iesire din garaj am observat ca afara era o vijelie de nedescris, ploaie amestecata cu fulgi de zapada, vantul sufla cu peste 95km/h. Am revenit cu masina in garaj si am pornit radioul. La stiri se anunta ca vremea se va inrautati in continuu. M-am intors in casa. M-am dezbracat inapoi in liniste si m-am strecurat in pat langa sotia mea soptindu-i la ureche:- E o vreme ingrozitoare afara. Ea a raspuns somnoroasa : - Iti vine sa crezi ca idiotul de barbat-meu e la pescuit pe furtuna asta?


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Plictiseala globala


Simt un aer puternic de plictiseala si imi umplu plamanii in fiecare zi, pana la epuizare. As putea sa invat pentru restante, dar si acest lucru ma plictiseste. Sau as putea sa dau spaga sa trec, dar prefer sa-mi iau o pereche de adidasi "cool" din banii astia, pt a fi si eu "trendy". Dar nu pot fi "trendy" pt ca eu resuesc sa separ plasticul de carton si cartonul de sticla si sticla de gunoiul menajer, dar din pacate ajung sa le arunc in acelasi tomberon, deoarece bordurile din Bucuresti au epuizat banii de tomberoane. S-a trezit un cretin sa spuna ca Moldova este plebea societatii. Sa-mi manance curul acel cretin! Macar in Moldova avem tomberoane. Macar in Bacau se respecta "separarea gunoiului", macar la mine acasa nu se arunca gunoiul pe geam. Traiesc intr-o jungla plina de "magazine dã firma" unde lumea nu stie nici macar sa mestece guma si realizez pe zi ce trece ca acasa e mai bine. Acasa unde? In Moldova. Da, unde este "plebea societatii", dupa parerea unui tampit care nu stie ca lumea nu este formata numai din rapidisti, stelisti si dinamovisti.
De ce sa-mi distrug ficatul cu un idiot care nu stie sa arate Moldova pe harta? De ce sa nu ma relaxez? De ce sa nu transform aceasta mare plictiseala intr-o mica lene? O stare de lene care sa imi confere lenevitul cu un castron de pop-corn in fata televizorului sau in fata monitorului. Zilele astea voi fi un "couch potato".


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O chestie

Unora li se pare a fi misoginism, altora un enunt "cool", mie imi pare a fi pur si simplu o realitate:
Femeile se impart in 3 categorii: CURVE, PROASTE si CURVE PROASTE. Depinde de tine unde te incadrezi.


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marți, 25 martie 2008

Nu-mi pasa

Nu dau in cap, nu bag mana in mod abuziv in buzunarul cuiva, nu trec peste cadavre, nu ma fut pe bani, ci doar fac bani. Daca eu reusesc sa fumez dimineata o tigara cumparata din banii mei, sa fac o plimbare relaxanta pe banii mei sau chiar sa imi achit taxa la facultate cu banii castigati, nu observ unde este problema voastra!? Ma uit in fiecare zi in oglinda si nu imi este rusine de mine. Nu v-am cerut parerea dragi amici, pt ca nu m-a interesat! Iar daca eu nu am facut acest lucru, de ce insistati sa ma priviti de undeva de sus cand este vorba de modul prin care imi castig banii? Folositi mereu motto-uri de genul "Viata merita traita din plin!" si nu va dati seama ca treceti prin ea ca "Voda prin loboda", dar va considerati interesanti. Unii dintre voi sunteti chiar plictisitori. Eu v-am spus, dar sunteti orbiti de propria persoana incat nu observati mesajele subtile (ca doar sunt o fata diplomata).
Ma gandeam ce este "putred in Danemarca" si am realizat ca mentalitatea idioata si proasta educatie strica societatea in care traim. De la imbecilul de la etajul 4 care arunca punga cu gunoi pe geam, pana la anumite persoane care nu au reusit sa termine nimic din ce si-au propus vreodata, dar stiu sa arate cu degetul si sa spuna "Altceva nu ti-ai gasit?". Sunt inconjurata de ipocriti care uita sa desfaca "ambalajul" si de multi neciopliti care mesteca pufuletii cu tot cu punga.


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Un alt blog...

Dupa cum ati putut observa, vechiul meu blog nu mai este in stare de functionare, si am fost nevoita sa-mi postez gandurile in alta parte. Intrebarea mea este : de ce oare nu am salvat intr-un text doucment postarile anterioare? :)) Le mai reciteam si eu in perioadele mele de narcisism. :) Banal, nu? C'est la vie, toujours parchive, com la femme, toujours naive!
De ce "Climbing The Walls"? Pt ca aici ma situez in momentul de fata, iar daca cineva se ofera a-mi dona, darui, imprumuta o scara, accept. :)


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